Worst Christmas Program EVER

Let's just say the ride home from this program was not full of cheer. Drew told me walking into the school that he didn't want to sing, but I thought that it would pass when he got into his classroom with his friends and teachers. It didn't.

He stood on the stage the whole time with this face (he is in the middle). His teachers tried so hard to cheer him up but we never figured out what the problem was. He had practiced all the songs and knew them by heart. They have been the same for the past three years so we had them memorized too! We find him singing all the time, but does get embarassed very easily. We did get his friends singing though!

He wouldn't visit with Santa later, but that doesn't surprise me since it meant that he was the center of attention. His sister would have loved it, but not Drew.



He had to apologize to them the next day which was another ordeal. No apology - meant that he couldn't take his school presents home after the party that day. Yes I am the mean mom, but there was no reason for this behavior - he wasn't sick!

Family Christmas

We like to spread Christmas out a little. We let our kids open our presents on Sunday night. Jason's taste buds kept reminding me that I had said that I was going to make a prime rib. We had been doing research on how to make the BEST one. It wasn't quite perfect, but we will keep practicing. It was the most expensive piece of meat that I had ever bought - 5 lbs for $40+. Let us know when you want to come for come good beef! My parents and sister came to join us for supper - who can pass up prime rib?


The kids were thrilled with joy as they opened their treassures. Lots of clothes, movies, craft stuff, games and the hit pressent - the scooter. I thought Jason was insane for thinking they would like this. We struggle with our little chickens riding their bikes sometimes - let alone a scooter. They LOVE them and ride around the circle on the wood floors. Now we just have to train them to put them away so that we don't trip over them!

The "let-down" present were some walkie talkies that didn't work at all. I have already taken the silly things back. Oh well they have PLENTY to play with.

Ally told me the other day that we should get rid of the old toys to make room for the new ones. I wished I could have gotten that done before Christmas. Pretty soon we will need to get back out a third persons toys to add to the mess!

Christmas Crafts

DISCLAIMER: We typically don't do naked crafts at our house, but the paint got on one of my shirt a week ago on another craft and didn't come out so to protect my kids' clothes - they had to be shirtless!

The goal for this project was to be the tags on Christmas pressents from the kids, but as we sat opening our last presents at family's houses - I realized the pretty reindeer and trees were still sitting on the desk at home waiting to be attached to gifts. Rats!

Ally and Drew LOVE crafts. That actually might be an understatement. So I got this lovely idea from a friend, Jenn. If you do the craft, I will steal it for my own kids. Also if you come to our house, you know that we have every craft supply that you could want - that comes from my many years of Sunday School teacher and school teacher. On Saturday night we painted lots of tongue depressors brown and green for reindeer and trees. At the end of the night we glue them together to let them set up for the decorating.

On Sunday we got out the googly eyes, buttons, foam pieces to decorate them. There was a lot of supervision since I didn't want glue everywhere. Personally I liked Drew's trees better since he used buttons instead of the HUGE foam pieces, but it was her project and she is as stubborn as me.

This is a rare picture of me trying to glue on Rudolph's red bows. Jason enjoyed playing with the camera.

Snow! Snow! Snow!

So far we are far below the snow depths that we had last year, but there is MUCH winter to come. I couldn't imagine living somewhere where there was no snow for Christmas or during winter! It has been a VERY cold December - much below average. I am so glad that I found a nice maternity coat to keep me warm. My other coat would have NEVER gone around this belly!

The kids love to go outside. There have been many days were they couldn't because their skin would freeze and I don't feel that would be very responsible of me! They enjoy going to the lot next to ours and sledding down their big dirt mound. Getting them bundled up takes forever since I am so picky about things getting tucked in so the snow doesn't reach their bodies! They love their cocoa and hot apple cider when they come in. At least this year their stamina for playing outside has increased so my labor to put their snow clothes on doesn't seem useless!

Jason has enjoyed the snow blower. I guess "enjoyed" isn't the word that would describe it, but he is thankful that he hasn't had to break his back trying to get it all cleaned off. I helped one day - kind of but really I am useless!

Talking with Santa

December 15th was quite a busy day. Not only did we have to go see Santa, but I had a dr. appt and small group. We managed to get it all done with a couple seconds to spare. We know that we have to get there early since so many kids come to visit Santa that night. Drew waited paitiently for his turn by coloring a picture of Rudolph for Santa.

Ally and Drew had worked hard on their lists for Santa. Santa brings two things that you ask for. They (mainly Drew) had been contemplating for several weeks on what they were going to ask for. Ally has been set for awhile on what she wanted - a pink guitar and a princess watch. Drew finally decided on a race track and power ranger.

Monkey Bread

Can anyone figure out why this Sunday breakfast is so weird? It is monkey bread if you can't tell.

Hint: It goes back to the comment by Scoggins.

Countdown to Christmas

Ally made her annual chain to countdown to Christmas. We didn't do such a hot job of riping the links off this year. Drew was too interested in playing to make one that night. He tried to get one down two days before Christmas. I guess the point is having fun with the stapler and scissors rather than the countdown.

December 11th

Back on October 6th, we started one of our major projects for the church reconstruction. After many hours, sweat and tears (by me and probably a few by Jason) we finished this one. They look great and will be even better with Pastor Jeff's books on them.

On December 14th, we held our first service back in the building. Even though the church is not a building, it feels great to be home. It looks beautiful. Thanks to all the guys and gals that helped us on our small parts. Besides the shelves, Jason also worked on all the sound baffles. I never posted about that day (I also have no pictures since I was helping), but over 10 guys helped us on that project and we finished it in 12 HARD hours!

Snow Day Snacks

Snow days are great especially before Christmas. It helps crazy moms get some stuff done - as long as they don't have to go out and buy it! The kids and I worked on college kids study snacks on our first day. Well - Ally and Drew didn't really help. Every so often I would see them run through and grab a pretzel off the table and keep going hoping I didn't notice. Finally they decided to test their luck and sit down to eat this yummy snack. They remind me of their Dad!

Come June when I want to be at home with my THREE kids I will be frustrated with snow days, but for now - I love them!

Grandpa's Workbench

We worked hard on this surprise for Grandpa Charlie. It all was great until Jason hid it in a feed shed that he goes in all the time. Oh well!

The kids helped Jason build this latest masterpiece. They pounded in the nails. Jason had predrilled the holes so that they could get them in straight. They also painted on all the names of the grandkids. This spiffy new work been will go in the new garage. It has wheels and electricity. You can have your own built by Jason for one low price!

Dance With Me

So, last night after work I went over to Wal-Mart and got the kids from Brenda so she could get groceries and pick up a couple of odds and ends. We stopped at Menards and they were actually pretty well behaved.

On the way home, I had the radio on in the truck and wasn't thinking much about it until I heard Drew say from the back seat 'Come on everybody, dance with me.' This didn't really phase me or strike me as odd since I have trained the kids well to dance and groove in their seats when a good song comes on.

I listened to the music for a second and he was right, it was a good song. But before I could dance along with him, I heard him say again from the back seat 'Come on everybody, dance with me' followed immediately by, 'Don't make me dance alone.' WHAT!?! Where did he get that from?

So anyway, Ally and I humored him and danced along. When the song was over, he wanted me to play it again. Doesn't work too well when you're listening to the radio.

Merry Christmas!!!

Fun Christmas Games

Okay, this is Jason and I'm hijacking the Blog to put up a fun post. (Yes, I know it's technically not hijacking since I'm a 'contributor'. And yes, I had to look up how to spell hijacking) This post is about a fun game that I like to play this time of year that involves Christmas decorations. I thought it would be a good idea to talk about it a couple of weeks before Christmas, so that all of you faithful readers out there would have a chance to try it out as you go to family and friend's homes this season for parties, meals, gift exchanges, etc.

There is no official title for the game (but I'm open for suggestions). Basically, it goes like this. Find a set of decorations and then rearrange them slightly and then wait to see what happens. I'm not talking about moving the Christmas tree to a different room. These have to be small things. I've taken some pictures as examples for you to look at.

How do you win? Well, let's just say that you can't lose....UNLESS your final project makes the host incredibly mad, in which case, you lose. You can win in a couple of different ways. 1. You win if after you do the rearrangement, the host never notices the rearrangement before you leave. You will be laughing to yourself all night and all the way home as you anticipate the reaction the host will have once they find it don't know who did it. 2. You can also win if the host finds the rearrangement while you are there and you get to see their (potentially) classic reaction and have a good laugh about it. 3. You get bonus points if you do a rearrangement, they find it while you are there, and then you do another before you leave.

Anyway, here's some examples from around our home. The first one can be played with any nativity scene. (Let me just sate that I intend absolutely NO DISRESPECT to the nativity scene, it just always works wonderfully) If you look closely at the scene in the picture you will see a small Christmas moose (borrowed from another area of the house) next to the sheep and angels. This produces widely different reactions from different people. We did this at my parents house with a small snowman and my Mom hasn't put out the nativity scene since.

The next one can be played where ever you have a set of individual letters arraigned intentionally to spell a word. For example, the popular Christmas word 'Noel.'

'Noel' works great because there are many potential variations (some real and some sort of real). Here are some that I have thought of.

My favorite.

Actually word.


Sounds like it could be an actual word. (Only, knoll)


Potential baby names (for someone else)


Words that are just funny.

Well, there you have it. I'm sure that none of you will get nearly as much enjoyment out of this as I do. I'm also sure that I've convinced you all what a sick person I am. I also have to apologize to my wife, since I'm sure that none of you will now EVER want to invite us to your home. (and I'm also sure that I will no longer get to be a 'contributor' to the blog)

Merry Christmas everyone!!! Since I average about one post per year, I hope you all have a great Christmas, (and New Year, and Valentine's Day, President's Day, St. Patricks Day, Mother and Father's Day, Flag Day, Groundhog Day, Earth Day, etc...you get the picture.)

Seriously though, Thank you to all of you who faithfully read this blog. I know it brings Brenda great pleasure to post all of the silly things we do and we both enjoy having this format to use to share our lives with you. I know we'll see some of you this season and we'll be able to wish you all Merry Christmas personally. To the rest of you, please be assured that you have a special place in our hearts and that we wish you all the best this season. Our prayer is that God blesses you and provides for you the way he has for us.

Dr. Willis

I was listening to the messages tonight. They guy on the phone said -

This message is for Dr. Jason Willis. I saw his interest in opening practice online and wanted to know if the DOC was still interested. Please call our office at 1-800-...

I didn't get the phone number because I was ROLLING on the ground in laughter. I tried googling him and there are 2 Dr. Jason Willis's - in Georgia and California. There is also a football player too.

No School!

It's a no school day! What shall I do? I have lots of food to make a Christmas letter to get out and presents to wrap. I just wish the roads were a little better so I could get a couple things at Wal-Mart!

Drive Safe if you are in Iowa. We have a thin layer of ice on everything and some snow on the way supposedly - we will see if it shows up!

Santa's Elves

Hannah was babysitting our kids so that Jason and I could get some Christmas shopping done and have dinner with another couple. We had forgot how fun it was to eat with someone WITHOUT your children. I barely remember those days - how about you Scoggins?

When I was taking her home she was telling about a converstation with Ally which is ALWAYS amusing. They were talking about what Santa was bringing them. Ally said that last year Santa brought her underware - and yes he is this year also. She wondered how the elves made those. If she were an elf, she would knit them. But she doesn't know how to knit.

Man how uncomfortable would knitted undies be???? I am glad that Santa shops at Target for our underware!

Drew's Emergency

At about 5:00 a.m. I heard Drew yelling for Daddy. I had just got situated after my third time up to go to the bathroom, so I was NOT rolling back out to see what the deal was. Instead I shoved Jason out telling him that Drew wanted him.

When we woke up, Jason asked me if I knew why Drew was yelling. When Jason went in there, Drew wanted to tell him that his boo boo on his hand was all better and that he didn't need the band-aid anymore.

Then handed over the band-aid, rolled over and went back to sleep.

Meet Clark Griswald

Jason takes pride in his Christmas lights. This year he added some great touches - solar eyes and outlets in the roof with two new circuits. He is trying to cut down on the fire hazards! He spent several hours up on the roof and gained a beautiful house and a lot of sore muscles. He is getting old and is not as flexible.

I worked on the bottom and went only to the roof to work on the strands that weren't working completely. I wish I knew how many lights were up there - he thinks that there are about 15 strands of normal lights on the roof and 5 strands of icicles. On the bottom I used about 5 strands. Our struggle was the lovely twirly trees that almost won and didn't have to stand in the cold this year, but the front would have looked slightly bare without them. A fence post, wire ties and a popcicle stick later - Jason and I won and they are up looking nice only at night!

The funny part that was as we were finishing up people were driving by REALLY slow. One family stopped to turn around in our driveway. My mom almost drove off the road looking at it. Jason is my hero!

The kids wanted to put up their lights and I agreed they could decorate the deck. They picked the colors and we put some green and red on the deck. It was nice and fun project to do with Ally. Drew chickened out and got too cold. Sorry there are no pictures of it, but it is too cold and now I have to wear shoes in the backyard instead of my flip flops with the snow!

First Real Snow

I think that we got a dusting of snow a couple weeks ago, but it was gone before breakfast so it didn't count! We woke up on Sunday morning to an inch or so of snow. It continued for most of the day.

Sadly we only ended up with about 2 1/2 inches total by Monday a.m. There is a nice layer of ice smashed in between the snow which made for great road travel today. I think that people really wanted a late start but come on this was NOTHING according to some of our days last year!

After church the kids and Jason headed out to scoop the drive-way and make a family of snow men, women and kids. Most of them melted before they came in but they had a blast!

If you look closely you can see the creativeness of my kids and husband to see the corn for eyes, buckeyes for buttons, random pieces of wood from the garage for arms and a corn cob for a nose. Jason claims that one snowman is grabbing the other one's bottom, but only him would think that way.

The Tree

We have spent the majority of the weekend getting everything set for Christmas. My Dad graciously watched the kids on Friday morning so that Jason and I could get up and go shopping. We found some good deals and the kids got a sleepover at Grandma's! We got to 8 stores, back to Brooklyn, breakfast at McDonalds and ate lunch all by 12:15!

One of the tasks was the tree. I don't pretend to EVER want a real tree. I am perfectly content with my beautiful fake tree that doesn't need water and looks good every year. The kids enjoy sorting the colors and helping "puff" the branches. Drew made it through the first 2 layers before he decided to play. Ally made it to the end and loved every second.

The big discussion in the car the last few weeks has been - who gets to put on the star. The rotation for the next few years was made by the kids. Ally this year, then Drew, followed by Hammie. Now I just have to remember so there will be no fighting next year! Here is the Ally's proud moment!

Still too short - but she can do it with Daddy's help!

The final decorations were put on Sunday. We had to go through the lights since they weren't all working.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!

Uncle Ken's Horses

On Thanksgiving Day we headed to Uncle Ken's in Newton for some lunch. It was an off year for the Smith family. Christmas is when everyone is home this year. The kids got some individualized attention. After going to the park, Ken took them out to the horse barns. His horses don't get rode as much now and wouldn't do much, but Ally and Drew were still thrilled to get to sit on them.

Pregnancy from a Kid's Point

Ally (walking into the bathroom while I am getting ready): Mom - your belly is HUGE.

AHHHH thanks Ally - you make me feel so good.

Ally (same day at school): What is that blue stuff on your pants? It's weird.

Batting 1000 today honey!

Drew (curious and thinking): Mommy how is the baby going to come out?

Oh a story and explanation for another day.....

My Angel

Thanks to Kate's ideas on the halo and Andy's marvelous ability to rig something up to get it to stand well. Ally has a beautiful halo and loves to be an angel.

Jason is trying to be like her, but is far from it.

Practicing to Be a Good Daddy

Jason is out of the swing of sleeping with a baby so he decided to get some practice with Makenna. It looks like it didn't take much. He is looking forward to doing this with our little muchkin in a few months.

Thanksgiving with the Willis's

We had the Willis Thanksgiving at our house. Makenna was less than impressed while Ally was holding her. We enjoyed some good food and good company. In my mind I could only think about 2 days left of school until FIVE stay at home days!!!!

The Farmer

Who said that Spiderman couldn't drive a tractor? Drew was playing farm one Saturday and decided to utilize all of his "figurines."

Growing and Growing

This picture is a good 4 wks old. I am 19 wks here. I love wearing jean skirts and found one that fit and wasn't too short for school. The problem - the belly's stretchy stuff only worked until 8:30. I had to keep yanking it up the rest of the day. It wasn't pretty when I got home!

We had the "big" ultra sound a couple weeks ago and it was fun. The tech really explained what she was looking at. At the end her computer froze and almost lost the whole thing. I wouldn't have minded seeing the baby if she had to redo it, but felt sorry for her since it was a Friday at 5:15 already!

This is my favorite picture. They tried to get some 3-D ones, but the baby was facing my back and upside down. No matter how hard she shoved into my side - it didn't come out very good. We didn't look for any specific body parts and the heartbeat continues to be in the upper 150s to 160s. The measurements all all good. The size could have moved the due date up a couple days, but the doctor said it probably is a better indicator that we are on our way to another 8-9 pounder!

Thanks - A - Bunch

Happy Thanksgiving! From my turkeys to yours!

This was our project one night this week. We stole the idea from Sheryl and added the stuffed paper bags to make them stand up!

Happy Halloween!

Like Amy said - Better late than never! We really didn't plan for them to "match." They choose it themselves.

Drew is into superheros, transformers and everything else boy! Things I don't know anything about. I think I need some lessons for Kim!

This girl is my drama queen. We have really started with some peer-pressure in kindergarten. One of her friends demanded that Ally be a princess. She wanted to be batgirl and in tears asked if she could go to school as a princess and trick or treating as batgirl. We had a long discussion that we didn't have to do exactly what our friends told us. If they were going to be mean about it then they really aren't our friend. It all worked out in the end and everyone is still friends!